10. Busta Rhymes
This nigga should be called "Why did his father Busta a Nut". With his wide nose and overbearing lips, it looks like Busta should pay for air by the inhale. Busta so ugly they quarantine his mother after she gave birth to his ugly ass.
9. Rick Ross
Ross the Boss looks like he got jumped in by all the gangs in America. He made it cute to be fat, shit no he didn't, put your shirt back on motherfucker with your breast milk ass titties. That nigga is so ugly, if didn't wear sunglasses that motherfucker would of never got signed.
8. Hurricane Chris
If the Brat and the nigga that died off Kris Kross had a child it would be Hurricane Chris, shit it really might be. Here is another sunglasses wearing as nigga, like shades is makeup, get the fuck outta here. Keep looking at his picture...the nigga is actually smiling.
7. 50 Cent
Mr G-Unit huh, and you know what the "G" stands for...him! This muscle-bound rapper said he got shot 9 times, well it looks like all nine of those bullets didn't miss his face. Nigga stop walking around with your bulletproof vest on your chest and strap it on your dome you ugly motherfucker.
6. Soulja Boy
Soulja Boy? A nigga should of soulja a brown paper bag to put over your head. This nigga looks like a half transvestite, half full blown AIDS patient, and half WTF! Soulja Boy, you need to crank that youu... better stop getting punched in the motherfucking face. This nigga look like Ciara in the video "Like a Boy".
5. Lil Kim
The only thing that is saving this bitch from being at the top of these charts is her pussy. This bitch's countless plastic surgeries now makes her look like PACMAN. Where is the ol' Lil Kim at? Back then she wasn't all that fine, but the bitch was respectable, now she got Big Poppa rolling in his grave. She always wanted to be just like B.I.G. now she looks like him.
4. Birdman
This nigga got wings right? So why don't his ugly ass clap his hands two times and fly the fuck away. This nigga look like one of those turtles in Super Mario Bros. Why do people think that gold in ya mouth gunna solve yo ugliness problem, it wont. Best thing for Birdman to do is cover his whole face in tats then put a brown bag over his face, then cut two holes out of the brown paper bag so he can see, then look in the mirror and die from his reflection. I now see why Drake said, "Motherfuckers Never Loved Us."
3. Cheif Keef
Oh, so this is what Chubaka off of Star Wars looks like after a good shave. Well nigga you need not shave. For this nigga to look any better he would have to grow his dreads longer so it would cover his face. Look at his teeth, they look like they fighting for position in his mouth. Yo Cheif you look like a goat boy, dirty face no soap boy, if looks were life boy, you would die by night boy!
2. Jay-Z
OMG who let Joe Camel loose and made him a rapper. Jigga my nigga you look like a burnt Butterfinger. Jay-Z's teeth look like large piano keys thats why he can't keep his mouth closed. Shout out to Solange for trying to beat some looks into Jigga my Nigga. We found out that Jay-Z was actually the Hamster that was driving the car in those Kia Soul commercials.
1. Lil Wayne
I guess the apple down fall from the tree, cuz Birdman's son is the winner of the Ugliest Rapper of all Times. Lil Wayne is small in stature, but huge in ugliness. Not to continue to keep on using Star Wars terms but Lil Wayne has to be kin to C3PO. Lil Wayne is so ugly, he needs to change the name of his clothing line from "Trukfit" to "Trukhit" because thats what face looks like it got hit by. Once again congrats to you Lil Wayne!
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