At 6:05 PM Wednesday Evening KD also known as Ketro the Dream tried to commit suicide after finally hating the last two people on earth. Last week Ketro won the "South Carolina Hater of the Year Award", but today that award was realized when he tried to end his own life. These were the words of KD right before the happening. "I hate that nigga off of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, the fucking butler. Trying to be Benson, he aint no fucking Benson, fuck that nigga and fuck Benson too." After that incident KD had realized that he finally hated everyone in the entire earth. Following that KD took a selfie on his Iphone 4 phone and realized that all he had left to hate was, himself. "Fuck that nigga in the selfie, fuck me." KD shouted, Swagg told KD, "chill homie". KD left the station and hopped in his car and left. KD then went to Dollar General to make a purchased that almost ended it all. KD is a non pork eating dude, so he purchased a can of pork and beans and swallowed that white square shit in the can and was soon rushed to the hospital. KD is doing fine resting in his bed as we speak and hope to see him "early" in the morning back hating all over again.
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