The actual body of Jesus Christ was found...is he black...is he white...???

The actual body of Jesus Christ was found late tonight by the Spinx Gas Station on Decker Blvd in Columbia, SC. His American name was Jesus Christ but his Spanish name was one of those long ones; Jesus Roberto Juan Two Hector Vazquez Taco Taco Christ.  He was fatally shot trying to run away from two police officers after being warned to pull over and refusing to show his drivers license while riding his scooter in the yellow dividers.  The police thought that he was carrying a deadly weapon but late found out that it was just one over ripened avocado bought a few blocks away.  Friends say that Jesus lived an amazing life, even after the disaster he survived while living in Kansas.  Reporters ask to speak on the disaster that Jesus survived and he said, "Well, about 4 years ago a tornado hit only one house in a trailer park in Amigo Kansas, all 45 people died that lived in the house and only Jesus made it out safely."  Richland County Police Department will be investigating more on this matter and more details will be updated when we get word. Jesus Christ is survived by two roosters and a can of Goya Beans.