Saturday, May 10, 2014

Mothers Day has officially been cancelled this year 2014 due to the increase in butch dyking.


Butches everywhere are calling for the cancellation to this years Mothers Day celebration, couple that with the huge increase in "Butching" has put this holiday at risk this year.

The Urban Dictionary has termed the word "butch"  as:
butch

an overtly/stereo-typically masculine or masculine-acting woman. can be used to denote an individual, or the dominant role in a lesbian relationship. marge is pretty butch. she's really strong, fixes cars better than a mechanic, and takes damn good care of her woman.



Because theses butches want to keep true to the term they are banding together to put a halt to Mother's Day.  One man-looking butch said, "Do I look like a fucking mother?" and also said, "I'm a dude, chin-hair and all." During the bareback parade in Philadelphia this year swarms of heavy titty hanging woman marched for bare chest equality while walking in the streets.  "We wanna be just like men, if its hot we wanna be able to take our tops off and feel comfortable too," said one of the big butches.  During the march a couple of the #2Real Reporters became suddenly lactose intolerant.










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